do you ever listen to your parents describe you and are taken aback by how much they don’t know you
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
if you choose the junkie over me than fuck you too