we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
like many children, Zoo Tycoon fulfilled my childhood dream of having my own zoo and placing people that I didn’t like into the polar bear exhibit and watching them suffer while i observed them in the form of an omnipresent god.
alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece