vinebox:

When noone in group chat answers you

classicajays:

From the Janet Jackson SNL Episode.  The Christmas song on Easter!  Also, they are judged by Simon Cowell

bloodbending:

do you ever listen to your parents describe you and are taken aback by how much they don’t know you

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god