in the last 24 hours my sister has texted me
"Did you ever get my email of that job?"
"Any word back from target?"
“have you been sticking to your goal of 1 application a day?”
and all i can muster back is
"do you know where my waffle iron is?"
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear