in the last 24 hours my sister has texted me

"Did you ever get my email of that job?"

"Any word back from target?"

have you been sticking to your goal of 1 application a day?”

and all i can muster back is

"do you know where my waffle iron is?"

pavender:

theprophetchuck:

captain-rel:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.

I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;

[[HEAVY BREATHING]]

(Source: porpetinascamander)

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

sassmasterradaghost asked
I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs)

spenceromg:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen)